SHRINK by Kolawole Samuel

SHRINK

Are you afraid of the future?

Of course I am. I mean who wouldn't? I am afraid of failure, I think about my future husband a lot, and I think of how I will not end up in a divorce, I am also really afraid of my future kids. What if I can’t be the mom that is expected of me? What if my husband’s mom doesn't like me? I think about these things a lot. Am I boring you?

Bothered about what people’s opinion of you?

It’s a judgmental world we are in; if you are friendly with people you are easy, if you keep a small circle you are a snob, if you wear long weaves you are a “runsgirl” therefore it’s easy to say “fuck yo feelings, ion care” but I do care about people’s opinion of me. Hey not to the extent where it starts to affect me though.

Can you give up your job/career for your partner?

I guess you already know my answer. Let’s move on.

Do you ever think what would happen if you lost your parents?

Same thing that happens every day, Life goes on. Don’t get me wrong or anything, they mean a lot to me but they won’t be here forever anyway. I pray they live long.

Ever given suicide a thought?

Lol… Err…

Found Mr. Right yet?

Well, have you?

Girl, you ambitious, tell me, what drives you?

I and Alakija had a bet, I swore I will take over from her as the richest woman in Africa. Lol. JK. Well, I want to leave my footprint on the sands of time, take the world by storm and impact my society.

Have you ever fallen in a Love?

Who are you? Tyra Banks? Lol. I am sure Whitney Houston fell in, so did Rihanna.

Independent woman yeah?

I Love that word, Independent. Has an awesome feel to it.

Joined Forces with others to promote a cause?

I am something of a lone ranger, if I think something is not right I try to make it right in my own little way. I am really not the type to protest in the streets, I pick up a piece of paper and a book and make things right.

Kept a secret from a loved one on an issue that affects them?

What you don’t know won’t kill you. If it’s for their own good I will.

Loved at first sight?

Yes, if it’s a good car, has great interiors, nice sound system and is faster than a Ferrari. Lol.

Mind sharing what your definition of an ideal man is?

Err… My ideal man is intelligent, God-fearing, must not be easily intimidated, must be confident, mature, funny etc. I love TDH too. Lol. What a list!

Now you seem to have it all, where do you see yourself in the next ten years?

To start with, no man can have it all but In the next ten years I see myself making decisions for the country, I see myself employing labor, I see myself at the top and above all I see myself working for God in the little way I can.

Of the men you have dated,which intrigued you the most?

There was this dude… To cut the long story short… let’s move on.

Principle you live by?

Lol. Like Nike, I just do it!

Question you ask yourself frequently?

Adebisi Adeniji, but why are you this awesome?

Replayed a song so much you think you’d never stop listening to it? What song was that?

I am a fan of music but I think I listened to Confam by Black Magic and Sasha got me. I listened to that song more than a thousand times. It was awesome. Lol. Awesome is my favorite word.

Several questions have arisen as to whom you really are, Who are you?

Well it depends on whom the question is coming from. To some people I am a cold, proud brat. To some I can do no wrong, to others I am never serious, others simply will not be bothered. The side I show you depends on who I perceive you are but personally I think I am a role-model. -_-

Tell your biggest secret

I am really an angel. For real. :D

Unveil the mystery behind your relationship status

Well, I would rather not tell. Okay,Okay, Err… I like someone. X_X

Various scholars have given happiness a definition, what’s your definition of Happiness?

For me I will say happiness boils down to one thing, Peace Of Mind.

When is your ideal age of marriage?

Well, when you feel you are ready to keep a home and all the stress that comes with it, when you feel you know partner enough to vouch for him/her if asked to and most importantly when you think you are ready to commit to that person for better for worse.

X-Traordinaire in what?

At taking the lead. Always.

You are sometimes misunderstood, reasons?

Lol, people will need a table to figure me out.

Zenith of your career will be?

Mountains have zeniths, the sky is my beginning.

-SHRINK by Kolawole Samuel