He's Unable to Make Love (Read Crazy Questions..)

I came across these questions on Punch and I just had to post them here.

I’ve aborted over 23 pregnancies
I am 33, single and there is no time I sleep with a woman that she would not become pregnant. My problems started from when I was in secondary school, when I impregnated a girl and she aborted it. Between 1991 and 2006, I have had over 23 abortions for various women. By 2013, two ladies got pregnant and both had a boy and a girl respectively. Last year, another lady got pregnant and had a girl for me. Now, I am afraid of having sex with women just to avoid pregnancies. What do I do?
-A.K
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He’s unable to make love
I am 23 and I have been in this relationship for seven years. He is the first man to deflower me and our family members know one another. The problem now is that we can no longer have sex together because his penis no longer performs. Although he is on a search for solutions, I met another man who loves me and has proposed to me. He wants to introduce me to his family members but I am afraid of my first guy and his family. What will they say? Should I stay with him or should I date the second man?
-S.A
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He has eight kids, three wives and wants me
I am 30 and dating a 49-year-old. He has three wives and eight children. Though with little education, he is into business. Three months ago, I met a new man, who is a medical doctor. He is more caring, he is 42, and divorced with two children. He is fond of me but I am scared of marrying him due to my closeness with the first man. We have been dating for six years but I am afraid of polygamy. I am more compatible with the doctor because he is educated and I am also a graduate but into business. What do I do? I am confused.
-T.I.
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He wants me to get pregnant
I am 28, dating a married man whose wife does not have children for him yet. He wanted me to have kids for him but I really don’t love him. But he does love me and recently, I met a young man of 35 who wants my hand in marriage. Now that the married man is misbehaving and even said he is tired of me, what do I do? I am in love with the young man or do I let go of him for the married man?
-T.O
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She ran because I don’t have a car!
I am 32, single, ready for marriage but no woman yet. There was this girl I was dating and she sent a message that I was too fat and I had big eyes. But women are telling me that my eyes are sexy. She said that I didn’t have a car, that she had found a man with a car. This was a girl I paid for her GCE exams, bought her clothes worth over N30, 000, bought foodstuff and a handset for her mother in the village whereas my mother does not have. Now the guy has dumped her and she came back to me for forgiveness. I got another lady, who told me that her pastor said we could not get married. This was after I paid her house rent. I have made up my mind that I would not get married.
-P.U
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I want her body and money but…
I am 26 and a fresh graduate. I was dating a girl for her money and body but had no feelings for her. After five months, she has called me that she was pregnant! I have accepted the baby but unfortunately, my parents insisted that I marry her. They have set the date for our introduction. Please help me.
-Ade,